Sep 9, 2013

Pop-Country Microbrews


What if pop-country singers/acts had their own craft beer labels? 
Trigger from Saving Country Music thought this post might be a little
better suited for FTM than SCM and we very much appreciate it.


Brantley Gilbert's Rohypnol Pale Ale

"When you just can't take no for an answer."

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Florida Georgia Line's Antares Auto-Tune Amber

"Order yourself up a pitcher of pitch correction!"

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Blake Shelton's Bastard Ale

"It's not for old farts and jackasses." 

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Tim McGraw's "Truck Yeah" Country Rap Malt Liquor

"It tastes like the tears from McGraw's cries for relevancy."    

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Luke Bryan's "Non-Binary" Beer

"For The Woman In Every Man"



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Justin Moore Short & Stout

"You know. Because he's really, REALLY short."

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