What if pop-country singers/acts had their own craft beer labels?
Trigger from Saving Country Music thought this post might be a little
better suited for FTM than SCM and we very much appreciate it.
Brantley Gilbert's Rohypnol Pale Ale
"When you just can't take no for an answer."
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Florida Georgia Line's Antares Auto-Tune Amber
"Order yourself up a pitcher of pitch correction!"
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Blake Shelton's Bastard Ale
"It's not for old farts and jackasses."
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Tim McGraw's "Truck Yeah" Country Rap Malt Liquor
"It tastes like the tears from McGraw's cries for relevancy."
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Luke Bryan's "Non-Binary" Beer
"For The Woman In Every Man"
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