And This Tweet From Last Night Gets Its Own Post...

The Bro in Black?

Thanks to Mike McDermott for this disturbing piece!

Guest Submission: How to Write a Country Rap Hit

Country rap song template by "Cactus Jones."

Guest Submission: Parodied Rascal Flatts Album Cover

Thanks JCS!

Hank/Waylon/Johnny Meme

Thanks to @MLR_88 for this one!

FTM's Christmas Parody Song Playlist

FTM Holiday Song Parody Playlist*:

David Allan Coe- I'm Dreaming of a White White Christmas

Kacey Musgraves feat Ashley Monroe and Willie Nelson- The Christmas Bong

Florida-Georgia Line- Doin' it for the HoHoHos

Scotty McCreery - The Howdy Doody Christmas

Gary Levox- I'm Getting Stuffing for Christmas

Taylor Swift - Santa Looked a Lot Like Scott Borchetta

Kenny Chesney-  All I Want for Christmas is a Real Good Man

Justin Moore - Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas

Colt Ford ft T-Pain- Rufus the Remix Reindeer

Jason Aldean - Oh Come All Ye Unfaithful

Luke Bryan- Rockin' Around in Skinny Jeans

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-Concept and most of the titles by Robert Groves @fiveoletsgo

*These songs do not actually exist.

Real Outlaws (Guest Submission)

Thanks Jarrod!

Guest Submission: No Shave November

Submitted by Anonymous

Guest Submission: Lady A vs Musgraves?

Thanks to @10lbhammerbp for the submission!

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

Sent in by J. Christopher Smith

Country Day Parody Album Covers: Oct. '13 Part 2 - Chase Rice, Taylor Swift, etc.

Thanks to @10lbhammerbp for this one!

Awkward Gary Levox Photo of the Week

Submitted by Anonymous

Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan's driving, fans, etc.

Sent in by Nicole Littletaylor

Guest Submission: New Lady Antebellum's Single Cover Revealed?

Thanks "Phil!"

Country Day Sept. 13 Parody Album Covers Part 4: Craig Morgan, Tyler Farr, etc.

Submitted by Mike McDermott

Pop-Country Microbrews

What if pop-country singers/acts had their own craft beer labels? 

Trigger from Saving Country Music thought this post might be a little

better suited for FTM than SCM and we very much appreciate it.

Brantley Gilbert's Rohypnol Pale Ale

"When you just can't take no for an answer."

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Florida Georgia Line's Antares Auto-Tune Amber

"Order yourself up a pitcher of pitch correction!"

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Blake Shelton's Bastard Ale

"It's not for old farts and jackasses." 

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Tim McGraw's "Truck Yeah" Country Rap Malt Liquor

"It tastes like the tears from McGraw's cries for relevancy."    

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Luke Bryan's "Non-Binary" Beer

"For The Woman In Every Man"

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Justin Moore Short & Stout

"You know. Because he's really, REALLY short."

Hank Williams Museum Commemorative CD

By Johnny Edlin
Tradional country and honky-tonk musician Joey Allcorn is staying very busy these days. The Georgia native has a new album due out in 2014, but it's the current project Allcorn is working on that is getting a lot of attention.

Not long ago Joey stopped in at the Hank Williams Museum in Montgomery, Alabama. What he found there amongst all the Williams memorabilia (including that famous baby blue cadillac) was the inspiration for a tribute album. The Hank Williams Museum Commemorative CD will feature, Joey Allcorn, Rachel Brooke, Arty Hill, David Church, Andy Norman, Jake Penrod and Bobby Tomberlin.

The album will be available only exclusively through the museum. All the money brought in from the album sales will go directly to the museum. Allcorn recently told me the money from the album sales will also help the museum to do projects that promote Hanks memory and legacy.

The album will feature original material as well as, a new recording of "The Death of Hank Williams," "Midnight," which I learned is the last song Hank ever sang and also "Death Is Only A Dream," which according to a 1952 Country Song Roundup interview was Hanks favorite song.

Most of us are broke all the time but we still manage to spend that extra $20 a month on something we do not need. I urge you to spend that extra $20 this month on something worth while. Skip that trip to Taco Bell with the girlfriend, buy your scratch off lottery tickets next week and help make sure this tribute album happens. Hank Williams is considered by many the greatest singer/songwriter of all time. Help make sure his memory and legacy is not forgotten.

To help ensure that this album sees the light of day and to help the museum, I encourage you to visit  www.theHankWilliamsMuseum.net and click on the Hank Record link. There are some awesome rewards you will get based on your contribution. Go see for yourself.

Ain't This Still America?

Thanks Wade Sapp!

Guest Submission: True Florida-Georgia Line eCard

Thanks Rachel Emily!

Country Day June '13 Bonus: Luke Bryan, JJ Lawhorn

Thanks to Sean Kelly for the last one.