Jul 26, 2017

Proof Things Were Better in the 90s

1 comment:

  1. Haha, nice try, buddy. Alan Jackson is just as bad as Jason Aldean and Kane Brown. Alan Jackson, Jason Aldean, and Kane Brown can be Moe, Larry, and Curly (or Shemp, Curly Joe). Alan Jackson, like Aldean and Brown, uses autotune, drum machine beats, pop music sound effects, and Fairlight CMI in his music. And even worse than Aldean and Brown, as I have said before, Alan Jackson is covering rap songs at his concerts, namely Akon’s “Don’t Matter”, Wiz Khalifa’s “We Dem Boyz”, Lil Wayne's "Love Me", Future's "Mask Off", and Playahitty's "1, 2, 3, Train with Me". Jason Aldean, Kane Brown, and their ilk can be thought of as the apocalyptic aftermath of what Alan Jackson (aka Chad Kroeger) did to country music. Neither of those three will be remembered, but will go down in history as laughing stocks like Nickelback, Vanilla Ice, Soulja Boy, or Lil Yachty. What a disgrace to REAL country music. George Jones, after posing for that picture with Alan, should've dropkicked him!
    - Jacob Lawton Tran Gaines



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