Shooter Jennings is putting out
a honky-tonk album this year?
Reading an article from a new country writer complaining
about us "that's not country" critics
More likely than Cody Jinks getting played
on mainstream country radio
The objective terrible-ness of Walker Hayes' boom...
Would you rather shave with rusty prison shank
than listen to Kelsea Ballerini?
than listen to Kelsea Ballerini?
How you can tell that your grandpa has
been listening to Florida-Georgia Line...
Hey, country radio listeners...
Congratulations, I never knew you had a High IQ
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