10. A blood transfusion for the hookworm
9. Put $1500 on Roman Reigns to unify the titles at Wrestlemania
8. Soundcloud Pro Unlimited subscription for their NASCAR themed hick-hop group
7. Pay the painter to finish the Marjorie Taylor Greene mural on the trailer
6. One of those little pill counting thingies pharmacists have
5. Alt-right NFTs
4. Surely there’s something left to add lights to on the pickup truck
3. Swingers’ vacation to Myrtle Beach with wife who is also aunt*
2. Upgrade cock-fighting arena
1. Gas. Hell, who isn’t?
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*satire - not suggesting the two people in the picture are related*
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