May 23, 2023

Top 10 Ways to Be the “Next Big Thing” in Country/Americana

By Jeremy Harris and Trailer

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10. Stop showering


9. Sound like Morgan Wallen


8. Have a throaty growl that sounds like you’re getting over a sinus infection


7. Get nominated for a Best New Artist award 7 years into your career


6. Only drink beer brewed within 20 miles of your home county 


5. Mention Ohio in your song but live 1 state south of there


4. Sound like Tyler Childers


3. Get a shout-out from Jay Potta


2. Grow a mustache that suggests you lost a bet


1. Sound like Zach Bryan



Bonus from Country Universe:

Be rumored to be dating Morgan Wallen



1 comment:

  1. I'm having a lot of trouble with the moustache. A hair every 6 weeks or so. Hard to be a woman.

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