Maybe...
Spin a large game show wheel to determine which genre she claims today
Find new ways to make people who don’t like Jason Aldean also not like her
Show the world an important part of herself
Keep her name in the news cycle to destroy the patriarchy or something
Hop on a horse and ride into the wilderness to live as a hermit
Reboot her career as her true self. Again.
Work on her tell-all book exposing the awful shit we already know goes on in Nashville
Fade into obscurity
Get stuck in a revolving cattle gate for eternity
Do some narcissism
Send Farce the Music a cease and desist for this post
Kick her ex a few more times while he’s down
Call Brittany Aldean ‘Insurrection Barbie’ again despite looking like a Bratz doll herself
Say something stupid that will cause John Rich to post an equally stupid Tweet in response
Hope The Chicks tour again so she’ll have somebody to open for
Regret putting out “My Church” because it gave the false impression that she gave a shit about country music
Pierce or dye something
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