Showing posts with label Carolina Squat. Show all posts
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Aug 19, 2021

Top 10 Things Morgan Wallen Fans are Also Fans Of

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10. Cutting across three lanes on the interstate in their Carolina squatted pickup truck so they don’t miss their exit for the vape shop

9. Business in front, party in the back

8. Complaining about the health dangers of wearing a mask while vaping and downing their 6th White Claw


7. Saying that word around their friends and cutting their eyes at the mixed race guy to see if he’s mad


6. Screaming profanities at their boyfriend in his Carolina squatted pickup truck in the parking lot beside Sonic on Friday nights


5. Calling people who don’t like Morgan’s music libtards


4. “Collecting” copper wiring


3. Hunting out of season


2. Acting indignant that rappers can say that word even though that’s all they’ve been listening to in their Carolina squatted pickup truck


1. Pretending they were Morgan Wallen fans before February 2021

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