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If Dallas Davidson Had Written These Big Hits

FTM ponders what these famous rock, R&B, rap and country songs would have sounded like if Dallas Davidson or any of his compadres had written them...

Pearl Jam - Even Flow

Gravel road, trucks arrive tires oversized

Oh, bring some hoes, who can make the sugar shake

Better yet, we'll have Miller Lite again

Lite again, Lite again...

Roberta Flack - First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

The first time ever I saw dat ass

I felt my skinny jeans start to rise

And the moon and the stars over my tailgate

Got to watch me get in them thighs

Merle Haggard - Fightin' Side of Me

If you gone mad-dog, step up:

Let these brass knucks be a warnin'.

If you're cock-blockin' on hotties, son,

You bout to meet the fightin' side of me.

Carl Perkins (Elvis Presley) - Blue Suede Shoes

Well, it's one for the honeys,

Two for the shine,

Three for my Chevy,

Past the county line.

But don't you step on my square-toed boots.

You can do anything but lay off of my square-toed boots.

Jay-Z - 99 Problems

99 problems but a hitch ain't one

If you need to pull a trailer, get a Smittybilt son

I got 99 problems but a hitch ain't one

Hit me