Somewhere In Nashville Right Now...
A songwriter is rewriting a verse so he can fit "my bae" into the song.
Looks are winning out over talent - @Mando_lines
A former folk band hopeful is shaving his beard into a douchebag goatee.
A Luke Bryan fan just hit puberty - @redonkulousD
Keith Anderson is loading the UPS truck for his morning run.
Marilyn Manson is cutting his first country single, Tailgating in Hell.
Tim Mcgraw and Kenny Chesney are being classified as "Classic Country" - @pug6994
Scott Borchetta is signing the first "bro-grass" band.
Some dearly departed country legend actually digs the new Jerrod Niemann song
and is NOT rolling in his grave.
I'm eating a peanut butter sandwich - @ToddFarrellJr
Someone is writing one of the most beautiful and inspired country songs of all time (that will be never be heard on country radio).
Rhett Akins is writing a country-rap song about John Anderson.
A man is putting zebra striped spandex under ripped jeans looking himself
in the mirror and saying THAT'S COUNTRY right thar. - @xray_don66
A producer is trying to figure out where to put the bass drop in a hot new country band's debut song.
Thanks to Twitter pals for helping out!