Listing off the reasons Luke Bryan sucks...
When you just drank 3 Monsters, punched a wall, and you're ready to hit that Florida-Georgia Line concert
♬ Hello walls,
how'd things go for you today? ♬
When the merch guy won't stop chatting with girls to sell you a t-shirt
My review of Thomas Rhett's new album
When somebody tries to abscond with your briefcase of Willie Nelson CDs
If you spend money on a Dustin Lynch concert you're doing this
When you just drank 3 Ensures, checked your Depends, and you're ready to hit that Bellamy Brothers concert
