Apr 21, 2022
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Jun 14, 2019
Listing off the reasons Luke Bryan sucks...
When you just drank 3 Monsters, punched a wall, and you're ready to hit that Florida-Georgia Line concert
♬ Hello walls,
how'd things go for you today? ♬
When the merch guy won't stop chatting with girls to sell you a t-shirt
My review of Thomas Rhett's new album
When somebody tries to abscond with your briefcase of Willie Nelson CDs
If you spend money on a Dustin Lynch concert you're doing this
When you just drank 3 Ensures, checked your Depends, and you're ready to hit that Bellamy Brothers concert
Nov 7, 2017
Tonight is ESPN's 30 for 30 special on the man, the myth, the legend, Ric Flair. We (okay, just me - Trailer) have a special affinity for pro-wrestling as you may have figured out through the years and Ric's trash talking probably finds its way into my own disses from time to time. Anyhow, here are some Ric Flair country reaction gifs. *there's some blood*
If you don't like George Jones
When you hear Walker Hayes' "You Broke Up With Me"
A better way to spend money
than on a Luke Bryan concert ticket
When you just get too damn excited about
Alan Jackson putting out a new album
If Sam Hunt wins a ton of awards
at the CMAs tomorrow night
Symbolic of mainstream country music
How do you like Cody Jinks?
What about Sunny Sweeney?
And Turnpike Troubadours?
Feb 2, 2016
May 8, 2015
Oct 3, 2012
10. I'm a Douchebag….Get Me Out of Here!
Supposed country singers forced to live in an actual rural setting in southern Mississippi during the sweltering heat and humidity of July. Trucks must be used for work only. No cell service. 50 miles from the nearest can of Axe. Can they survive???
09. Kick It In The City
Country fans wearing tight t-shirts and skinny jeans placed in an urban setting at night, forced to fight their way out. Can they live up to all their big talk on YouTube?
Melissa Peterman stars in this new sitcom. In it, she's a middle-aged would-be Luke Bryan groupie who suffers from Tourette's Syndrome.
07. Larry the Cable Guy Theatre
Tom Whitney Jr., Larry's brother, hosts this weekly presentation of Larry the Cable Guy's stand-up specials, skits and movies (except Cars and Cars 2).
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair hosts this show which brings strippers, trailer park perverts, meth-heads and the like together to play games and bid on items like low-rider trucks, Brantley Gilbert CD collections, tickets to WWE events and cases of Old Milwaukee.
05. Toddlers and Typicals
Hunting dads teach their 2-4 year old sons and daughters the art of hunting whitetail bucks. Watch rugrats who can barely walk scurry up 30-foot deer stands or follow a blood trail through the thickets of central Tennessee. Hear fatherly comments like "Aim for his neck next time son! I know you can't even hold up the gun, but dammit, you gut-shot him!"
04. Are You More Smarter Then a Brantley Gilbert Fan?
This game show tests the wits, spelling skills and grammar ability of average folks against a motley crew of slack-jawed Brantley Gilbert fans. Sample questions: How many gallons will a 25-gallon F-150 gas tank hold?
What color does this guy sound? (audio quiz)
What is the definition of "affliction?"
03. Duck Poachers
Groups of drunken Arkansas residents compete to see who can double the legal bag limit before being caught by the game warden.
02. Pearl Pawn Stars
Follows the day-to-day operations of a Pearl, Mississippi pawn shop owned by Louie "Pops" McCall, his son/nephew Jimmy Dale McCall and a rotating cast of ne'er–do–wells. See them buy or haggle on items like a stolen septic tank, panties autographed by Jeff Bates, an original copy of Smokey and the Bandit 3 on beta and other treasures.
01. Meth Dynasty
Series introduces the Gilberts, a fun-loving Louisiana bayou family living the dark side of the American dream as they operate a thriving methamphetamine business while navigating through madcap adventures, trying to avoid the cops and keeping ahead of rival pushers.