Dierks Bentley Parody (Domino Mashup)

Okay, last parody for a while and this one's an odd duck. It's a parody and a mash-up... with this.

Enjoy (?)

I Want Some Sweet Potato Pie

(Parody of Dierks Bentley's "I Wanna Make You Close Your Eyes" incorporating lyrics from Domino's "Sweet Potato Pie")

Well I've been thinkin' bout going to the movies

But there ain't nothin' like a bunch of hoochies

Ooh wee, just look a'here, done found a trick

I'm that guy, and I need to have a lick

Do you understand?

(CHORUS 1)

Been smokin' weed but girl I really need that sweet potato pie

I want a chunk of that funky stuff so break it off just right

All I need is a girl who is proper and fly

I want some sweet potato pie... that's right

I want that sweet potato pie

(VERSE 2)

That's right, I've been getting messed up off the chronic

That tree, wacky weed or whatever you wanna call it

But I've also been sippin' me some mofo gin

Ain't that romantic, won't you let me in

Or maybe your twin

(REPEAT CHORUS)

(BRIDGE)

Here comes the D, yeah one, two, three

Gonna make you say Whoo wee!

(CHORUS 2)

Been smokin' weed but girl I really need that sweet potato pie

I want a chunk of that funky stuff so break it off just right

As long as you don't mind that I'm drunk and I'm high

I want some sweet potato pie... that's right

(OUTRO)

I want some sweet potato pie... oh

Girl... I need that sweet potato pie

Songs Illustrated 13

Brad Paisley Parody

Arkansas Saturday Night

(Parody of Brad Paisley's "American Saturday Night")

She's got burnt umber Walmart flip-flops on the cooler on her trailer porch

Listenin' to "Small Town USA" by her man Justin Moore

She's half a pack into those Newport Lights, and she's on her fifth beer

Watching her 6 kids in the yard, with curlers still in her hair

And it's a dog lick, mo'skeeter bites

Truck on blocks in the moonlight

(Whoo ooh ooh boy)

Just another Arkansas Saturday night

There's a big crystal meth bust down on the southern side

It was old man Joe Baker and his teenage bride

Half the trailer park's gathered round drinkin' and watchin' the perty lights

It's like they're all hopin' to show up on Cops

And young Mrs. Baker just pulled up her top

Yeah, it's a bunch of hicks, mo'skeeter bites

Yeehawin' in the moonlight

(Whoo ooh ooh boy)

Just another Arkansas Saturday night

You know everywhere has somethin' they're known for

Although usually it's not tick bite sores

Randy Joe's first cousin just gave him a French kiss

I bet he's gonna have to deal with a jealous sis'

(Geetar solo)

You know everywhere has somethin' they're known for

Although usually it's not VD and screen doors

Little Rock and Fayetteville have a lot of false pride

Sooeeeeyyy Pig...

(It's Saturday Night!)

And it's gravel pits, domestic fights

A place called Hope in the moonlight

(Whoo ooh ooh boy)

Just another Arkansas, thank God I'm not in Arkansas

For just another Arkansas Saturday night

Band Mashup: LA + LG =

Country Day January '10