Songs Illustrated 13

Brad Paisley Parody

Arkansas Saturday Night

(Parody of Brad Paisley's "American Saturday Night")

She's got burnt umber Walmart flip-flops on the cooler on her trailer porch

Listenin' to "Small Town USA" by her man Justin Moore

She's half a pack into those Newport Lights, and she's on her fifth beer

Watching her 6 kids in the yard, with curlers still in her hair

And it's a dog lick, mo'skeeter bites

Truck on blocks in the moonlight

(Whoo ooh ooh boy)

Just another Arkansas Saturday night

There's a big crystal meth bust down on the southern side

It was old man Joe Baker and his teenage bride

Half the trailer park's gathered round drinkin' and watchin' the perty lights

It's like they're all hopin' to show up on Cops

And young Mrs. Baker just pulled up her top

Yeah, it's a bunch of hicks, mo'skeeter bites

Yeehawin' in the moonlight

(Whoo ooh ooh boy)

Just another Arkansas Saturday night

You know everywhere has somethin' they're known for

Although usually it's not tick bite sores

Randy Joe's first cousin just gave him a French kiss

I bet he's gonna have to deal with a jealous sis'

(Geetar solo)

You know everywhere has somethin' they're known for

Although usually it's not VD and screen doors

Little Rock and Fayetteville have a lot of false pride

Sooeeeeyyy Pig...

(It's Saturday Night!)

And it's gravel pits, domestic fights

A place called Hope in the moonlight

(Whoo ooh ooh boy)

Just another Arkansas, thank God I'm not in Arkansas

For just another Arkansas Saturday night

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