09. Dating hot girls who wouldn't give a short, balding 40-year-old a second look if he were a burger jockey or bank teller or small business owner
08. Getting old blue chair reupholstered
07. Working on his Jamaican accent
05. Starting his own footwear line that consists of only flip flops and steel reinforced boots (to prevent
stage mishaps)
04. Watching soaps, eating bon bons
03. Sipping fruity drinks, if you know what I mean (I don't)
02. Planting palm trees around his new mansion