Like all the talk radio and late night talk shows do, I'm gonna take off a couple days for Thanksgiving and leave you with this "Best of..." edition of country parody covers. Enjoy yer turkey and football!
Nov 24, 2010
A Thanksgiving Top 10
Top Ten (Country Music-Related) Things I'm Thankful for this Year
10. That John Rich doesn't have my address
09. [facetious]That Kid Rock has come to save country music[/facetious]
08. That Jason Aldean put out a rap song I could make fun of for days on end
07. That the ever farce-worthy Chuck Wicks hasn't gone away ...yet
06. That Jimmy Wayne hasn't put out a new album
05. Kellie Pickler ...well, that's two things...
04. Sugarland: an unending source of comedy material
03. iTunes and sports talk radio, so I don't have to actually listen to country radio
02. That my daughter isn't old enough to have a Taylor Swift ringtone (or a phone for that matter)
01. That Jamey Johnson put out an album good enough to make up for all the other crap Nashville put out this year
10. That John Rich doesn't have my address
09. [facetious]That Kid Rock has come to save country music[/facetious]
08. That Jason Aldean put out a rap song I could make fun of for days on end
07. That the ever farce-worthy Chuck Wicks hasn't gone away ...yet
06. That Jimmy Wayne hasn't put out a new album
05. Kellie Pickler ...well, that's two things...
04. Sugarland: an unending source of comedy material
03. iTunes and sports talk radio, so I don't have to actually listen to country radio
02. That my daughter isn't old enough to have a Taylor Swift ringtone (or a phone for that matter)
01. That Jamey Johnson put out an album good enough to make up for all the other crap Nashville put out this year
Nov 23, 2010
Nov 22, 2010
Still a Little Turkey Left on That Bone (parody lyric)
Just in time for Thanksgiving!
(Parody of Craig Morgan's "Still a Little Chicken Left on That Bone")
It's two-oh-four, and the Lions just scored
Sick of Granny's stories, about to fill my plate with another course
I'm two-oh-nine, big-ass waist line,
Just about to make my move when, Uncle Randy said he thinks it's time
Just look at him now, sweat beads on his brow
He said it's about time to throw the Thanksgiving food out
But it ain't over if my pants still fit
Don't pour out that boat of gravy, the last of the dressing needs some on it
Little bit of pie that can't be tossed
Little bit of warm cranberry sauce
There might not be a lot of rolls left, they're almost gone
Still a little turkey left on that bone.
That jello mold, it might be old
But truth be told, there's still some taste in that melting dome
Got a glare from mother, cause she knows that I'll suffer
I’ll twist and yank my pants and complain, I'll be full as John Holmes' rubber.
But it ain't over if my pants still fit
Don't pour out that boat of gravy, the last of the dressing needs some on it
Little bit of green bean casserole
Little bit of ham to feed my hole
There might not be a lot of cake left, it's almost gone
Still a little turkey left on that bone.
Got macaroni and cheese, got pistachio pudding,
Weight I'll have to lose? Ha ha… good one!
But it ain't over till my belt don't fit
Don't pour out that boat of gravy, the last of the dressing needs some on it
Little bit of munching left to do
Little bit of gristle left to chew
There might not be a lot of rolls left, yep they're gone
Still a little turkey left on that bone.
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