Dec 21, 2013

From the Archives: Christmas in Holcomb




ORIGINALLY POSTED DEC 23, 2009

Parody of Alabama's "Christmas in Dixie"

Christmas in Holcomb
(A Parody of Alabama's "Christmas in Dixie")

By now in Cascilla, whitetails are on the ground
And out in Geeslin Corner, Old Milwaukee’s pourin’ down
And, maybe down in Red Hill, the trailers are in lights
In Grenada, Mississippi...Walmart’s shut down tonight

Christmas in Holcomb, hope yer mama and them’s alright
Merry Christmas from Holcomb, to all of ya’ll tonight

School’s out in Winona. The kids are shootin’ pool
There's magic in Gore Springs; Rednecks is in the groove
In Duck Hill, Mississippi, up north to Coffeeville
And all ‘cross Calhoun City, there’s turkey on the grill

Christmas in Holcomb, hope yer mama and them’s alright
Merry Christmas from Holcomb, to all of ya’ll tonight

And from here on Sweethome Road
God bless y'all...Yee haw...Happy New Year...You kids get outta them presents
Baby, bring me another beer...Merry Christmas tonight!

Dec 20, 2013

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Lyrical Satirical: White Trash Wishlist


White Trash Wishlist
©2013 FTM Lyrics

A shortened parole
Mint Grizzly, ten rolls
And a new pair of rebel flag boots
A Skeeter for fishin'
A Brazzers subscription
And the rest of my barbed wire tattoo

This here's my white trash wish list
If Santa can't find it all
I'm cool with some lottery tickets
And a carton of black menthols

A triplewide home
A truck painted chrome
A deer stand three stories high
A whiskey buzz n'
A frisky cousin
And jeans with a velcro fly

This here's my white trash wish list
If Santa can't find all them
I'm cool with some fake viagra
And a box of cajun Slim Jims

Bridge
I don't mean to sound greedy
Santa, I'm just a good ol' boy
Really ain't nothin' I'm needing
Just a few things I really enjoy

(Like)
A new pair of jorts
A trip to Pigeon Forge
A Boone and Crockett on my wall
A sexy back rub
In a fancy hot tub
Slap full of grain alcohol

Yeah, this here's my white trash wish list
If Santa can't find it all
I'm cool with some lottery tickets
And a carton of black menthols

Merry Christmas y'all!


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