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Aug 31, 2016

Why 1987 Was Better Than 2016

ROCK MUSIC IN THE TOP 40, 1987
(REO Speedwagon was there too, but I hesitate to call them rock)
ROCK MUSIC IN THE TOP 40, 2016




REBA'S HAIR 1987
JUST LOOK AT THAT LUXURIOUS REDFRO!
 
REBA'S HAIR 2016
YAWN.



MTV VMAS 1987
This is talent, bro


MTV VMAS 2016



SPORTS SCANDAL 1987


SPORTS SCANDAL 2016 



DISASTER 1987


DISASTER 2016



RAPPER FLIPPING THE BIRD 1987


RAPPER FLIPPING THE BIRD 2016





TOP COUNTRY SONG 2016




TOOL CALENDAR 1987



TOOL CALENDAR 2016



 



MUSIC NEWS 1987

MUSIC NEWS 2016

Jun 10, 2016

The Truth About Country Pasture Parties in 2016

 
2016 Country Throwdown
(Drunk People Looking at Their Phones)
©2016 Farce the Music Satires

I've seen all those videos
Booty shaking girls and bros
All dancing around a big ol' bonfire
That's something I would like to see
And Billy Dukes invited me
So I put gravel underneath my tires

Got out past the county line
Dreaming of hotties and shine
Cold ones loaded in a Yeti I just bought
Followed that big cloud of dust
Crossed the ditch and there I was
Ready to throw down and this is what I saw

Chorus
Drunk people looking at their phones
Drunk people looking at their phones
Buncha Country Outfitter clones
One guy cranking a Yeezy song
and drunk people looking at their phones

Girls weren't shaking what they had
Just tapping screens and looking mad
No keg stands, nobody kicking up their boots
Bros weren't fighting, causing scenes
Just sharing "crying Jordan" memes
Shook my head thinkin' "Is this what's it's all come to?"

Drunk people looking at their phones
Drunk people looking at their phones
Circle of trucks with their shining chrome
One guy cranking a 2 Chainz song
and drunk people looking at their phones

Bridge
I need a word with Mr. Luke Bryan
and I guess Florida-Georgia's lyin'
Cause all I see is

Drunk people looking at their phones
Drunk people looking at their phones
No skinny dipping, no punches thrown
Just one guy cranking a Sam Hunt song
and drunk people looking at their phones

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