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Apr 16, 2020

Top 10 Things Hick-Hop Fans Are Doing With Their Stimulus Checks

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10. Bailing out Uncle Buddyroe after he got a in a fight at Walmart over social distancing


9. Digging hole, dropping check in hole, filling hole

8. Framing it because they think that’s a real Donald Trump autograph


7. Financing their friend who just got out of prison for arson’s hick-hop album

6. Paying cousin Ernie to finish the job on Carole Baskin.


5. Laundering it like they heard about - but finding out that the washer takes the ink off the check



3. Down payment on some teeth

2. Donating to Kyle Larson’s Go Fund Me

1. Trying out this new-fangled ‘toilet paper’ everybody is raving about

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