"Take Your Dime," a Sam Hunt Lyric Parody

 So, I took the parody from this meme and expanded it to the full song...

Take Your Dime
(Parody of Sam Hunt's "Take Your Time")

I'm pretty sure you were looking at me, I'm hot


Your boyfriend is only five foot nine


And I used to play some football but


Now I'm just writing lines


And looking fine

And you know my name


'Cause everybody on Tumblr knows my name


And you just listen to what's popular right now


So girl, just turn some Sam Hunt on


How can that be wrong


My eyes are so captivating


My cap is flat-billed but


It's just a fashion statement


No girl I'm not gonna twang it


I'm not country


Can't stand it, but I pretend to

Chorus
I don't wanna sing like Waylon
You won't hear a fiddle whine
I don't even sound like country
I just wanna take your dime

I would rather play some Kanye
Sure not into Patsy Cline
I don't care 'bout steel guitars
I just wanna steel your dime

And it starts on Vimeo


And the next thing you know you're checking Spotify


Then you're pretty much obsessed


Haters just chap your butt


Responding "jealous much?"

And I'm sure you've gotten into debates in the Twittersphere


'Cause you're defending my honor to bloggers


That talk too much noise about my pop songs


"But country is evolving" yeah, you know that line so well

Your boyfriend rolls his eyes


Cause you're under my spell


High school poetry


Brings you to tears


I sing like an auctioneer


Fake chivalry makes your heart glow

Chorus
I don't wanna sing like Waylon
You won't hear a fiddle whine
I don't even sound like country
I just wanna take your dime

I would rather play some Kanye
Hang with Florida-Georgia Line
I don't care 'bout steel guitars
I just wanna steel your dime

Woah, I don't wanna sing Jones to you


Woah, I just want ninety-nine cents from you

I don't wanna sing like Paycheck
You won't hear a tear-filled line
I don't even sound like country
I just wanna take your dime

I would rather play some Jay-Z
Sure not into Patsy Cline
I don't care 'bout old dive bars
I just wanna take your dime

No, You ain't gotta call me country


As long as all my checks are signed


I know the way to teen hearts


I just wanna take your dime, ooh

Well, It Has a Nice Beat

The Times They Are A-Changin'

The Honeycutters Perform "All You Ever" (!)

From their excellent album Me Oh My, released April 21. Thanks to Nine Bullets for the heads up; great band! RIYL: Hurray for the Riff Raff, Lucero, Rhiannon Giddens, Justin Townes Earle.

Are You Just Finding This Out, BG?