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Archives: What We'd Ask Luke Bryan if We Could Interview Him
ORIGINALLY POSTED OCT 10, 2014
What We Were Gonna Ask Luke Bryan
Luke Bryan was originally listed to do a Reddit AMA (ask me anything) session yesterday at noon. However, earlier Thursday, the listing was changed from "Luke Bryan and Crash My Playa Team" (Crash My Playa is his upcoming Mexican concert) to "Crash My Playa Team." I'd been pretty excited about the potential for some sweet, sweet trolling and so were some of FTM's Twitter and Facebook pals. Here's what we'd planned to ask him.
What advice would you give to young country singers who dream of selling their souls for the adulation of millions of shallow women?
Gold Bond or just plain baby powder?
Are you still able to perform in the bedroom after years of wearing skinny jeans?
What's your stance on our country's current fiscal policy? Hah just kidding, what's Jason Aldeans girlfriends like? -Bradley Wayne Jackson
Do you shop in the juniors section?
Has the guy from Florida Georgia Line ever stuck his pink umbrella in your drink? -John Cole
Do you think Hank Sr. would be better at the nae nae or the Shmoney dance?
What screen resolution are your teeth set to? -Jeremy Harris
Does making millions singing the same simple song over and over to the same simple people ever make you question your belief in God?
Is your truck so big to compensate for the wiener you're capable of fitting in your tiny jeans? -Caitlyn Josephine
Have your handlers considered installing bumper rails around the stage to keep your goofy ass from falling?
So when is the hip hop album coming out? ... oh wait... nevermind. -Christy Meaux
How often are you able to cuddle with Jason Aldean? -Seth Wilson
If you had a teenage daughter how would you feel about an almost 40-year-old man waving his pecker in her face in skinny jeans at a spring break concert? -Y.J. Jones
Have you read any books this yea… century?
If Waylon came back from the grave today, what would you say to him to keep him from beating you senseless?
You've received a lot of criticism from the Americana movement regarding the lyrics of the songs you've performed. Your critics say your lyrics are trivial, lacking in substance, or detached from reality. What would you like to say to these critics? -Benton Leachman
I know it must be difficult to eat healthy on the road. How do you keep your girlish figure?
A little Hank a little Drake, right... And please what exact songs are on that mix-tape? I'd really like to know how one works those onto the same selection of tunes. -Trey Velez
Do you listen to country music, and have you ever considered recording a country album? -Sam Gazdziak
Oct 18, 2019
Nashville Song Plugger Swings Dead Cat, Hits Bachelorette
Nashville song plugger Larry Weathers has been charged with assault and is also being investigated for possible animal cruelty after he struck and injured bride-to-be Brayley Lynn Smith with a deceased feline on Thursday evening.
Weathers was trying to make a point to Jenny Lindsay, a young songwriter and recent Nashville arrival, when the incident occurred. "I don't even know where he got the cat; it was just suddenly in his hand and he was twirling it," said Lindsay. "It was pretty wild."
Smith suffered a contusion to her left elbow and lacerations about her face and hands from falling off the pedal tavern. "It was the damnedest thing," mused Smith. "I was so drunk I didn’t think it was really happening, but I think I got some fur in my mouth.”
Weathers, who maintains that the animal was already deceased when he swung it, explained: "I was trying to illustrate to (Jenny Lindsay) the amount of competition she's up against in this town. You know… 'you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a songwriter in this town'… I assumed I'd just graze an Erik Dylan or an Ashley Gorley to show her how many great writers there are here. I didn't mean for this to happen."
Ironically, the bachelorette has offered to drop all charges against Mr. Weathers if he can get a couple of songs Smith wrote pitched to Luke Combs.
By Trailer - Origin version posted on Country California January 17, 2009 (updated)
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