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Happy Halloween! Satan makes a guest appearance in this video, so I guess it fits the day.

New LoCash Cowboys Merchandise

The guys have barely gotten started on their journey towards eventual takeover of country music and already, LoCash Cowboys have some cool new products on the shelves. Pictured items are not accurate in compared relative size, thankfully.

Top 10 Country Song Remixes That Will Never Happen

In light of Colt Ford's "Fat Shan Remix" of Joe Nichols' "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off," FTM takes a look at country song remixes/reworkings that will never see the light of day.

Top 10 Country Song Remixes That Will Never Happen

10. George Jones - "High Tech Redneck 2010" (ft. T-Pain)

09. Taylor Swift - "You Belong With Me" (Autotune Duet with Kanye West)

08. Hank Williams - "I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive" (EarlyGrave Remix w/Tupac)

07. Willie Nelson & Lil Wayne - "To All the Ho's I've Loved Before"

06. Drew Kennedy - "Good Things" (Phillies Suck Remix w/Colt Ford)

05. Dixie Chicks - "Cowboy Troy, Take Me Away" (w/Cowboy Troy)

04. Johnny Cash - "I Walk the Line" (featuring Snoop Dogg)

Say What? It did happen? Oh. :(

03. Eminem w/Carrie Underwood - "Stan, Don't Take the Wheel"

02. Rascal Flatts - "Bob That Head/Hey We Want Some -----" (w/2 Live Crew)

01. Waylon Jennings - "Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way" ("F It All" Swizz Beatz Remix)

Top 10 Things Garth Brooks Has Been Doing During His Retirement

10. Going to Walmart in his Chris Gaines outfit to see if anyone recognizes him

09. Redecorating the house in Mo Betta

08. Listening to Todd Snider

07. Hitting the P90X® to lose some girth

06. Plotting the final step in his utter destruction of country music

05. Randomizing order of songs for next 12 hit compilations

04. Swinging around the family room on wires

03. Getting kickass good at Sudoku

02. Rearranging piles of money

01. Trisha Yearwood

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