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Liver, Liver (a parody lyric)

Liver, Liver
(Parody of Jerrod Niemann's "Lover, Lover")

80 proof
Well it burns to taste
But I'll be flat on my back
Before the break of day
I'm gettin' lit
Like I planned it
Us winners never say quit
They should buy me a plaque
Barkeep, before you get your ass whupped I got to say
You cut me off at eleven
But that was yesterday
Now it's two past midnight an'
Since my sober's returnin' you got to do what's right

Whoa, liver liver liver
I don't treat you no good no more
Oh liver liver liver
I don't treat you no good no more

Hell the truth,
Yeah it hurts today
I woke up flat on my back
And someone wrote on my face
Wet with beer
Or that might be tears
Can't believe they let me sleep here
This drinkin' thing, I've got the knack
Lord I'm supposed to be at work, and it's half past eight
Wait, who the hell's this woman
With her meaty arm around me
Droolin' on my shoulder, it's wet and cold
I shouldn't do it no more
But one drink leads to floor

Whoa, liver liver liver
I don't treat you no good no more
No no more more more
Oh liver liver liver
I don't treat you no good no more

yea, hellllll yea

Well I'm punishing you almost every night
Cirrhosis on the way cause I don't treat you right
Can't go to no AA, cause hugging at meetings sucks
I'm not an alcoholic just a drunk connoisseur

Liver oh liver
yeah yeah
no, no, more more more

Until whiskey digs me down into the grave, there'll be no givin it up
Drunken is my favorite state
Friends can't stand me no longer
Why they gotta hate?
I only feel bad for my organs yeah I gotta say
liver, oh liver, yeah, yeah
lliver liver liver
I don't treat you no good no more
liver liver liver
I don't treat you no good no more
liver liver liver
I don't treat you no good no more
liver liver liver
I don't treat you no good no more

Review Fails

I like to review songs and album as much as the next blogger, but sometimes it's just more fun to sit back and let the (ir)regular music fans do it... (these are actual unedited listener reviews culled from iTunes)

Katy Perry - California Gurls

Dumbest and talentless song ever!!!!

(1 Star)

by MCspears

The stupidest song I have ever heard! Retarded! 5 year olds can write this song!!! No talent!

Soulja Boy Tell'em - Pretty Boy Swag

haters-_-

(5 Stars)

by SODMG, Inc.

all you haters should be ashamed of yourself. If you don't like it go listen to something else you racist no lifes!!! Go put in a gay rock album or something. leave soulja boy alone u make me sick.

PRETTY BOY SWAG is a good song if you don't like it don't click on it and waste valuable time trying to generate negative energy. no life racist.

Kings of Leon - Only By the Night

(album review referring to the hit song "Use Somebody")

COPIERSSSSSS

(1 Star)

by Jddfdf

THey copied brooke white she came out with an album 1 month before they did and had the same song.

Brooke White - High Hopes & Heartbreak

(album review referring to her cover of "Use Somebody")

why?

(1 Star)

by jaimiexcore

why would anyone ruin "use somebody" by kings of leon? ugh. ;/

Michael Sarver - Ferris Wheel

The next Garth

(5 Stars)

by Voller82

It's cute and catchy and reminds me of the kind of music Garth Brooks did. I think Mr. Sarver has great potential to surpas Garth and this song is exactly why I think it. His vocals couldn't be purer. His soul shines right through the song and accentuates the words with meaning and a power that makes you grin from ear to ear.

Danny Gokey - My Best Days Are Ahead of Me

How can u not lik it

(5 Stars)

by Luv4Allison

this is an abselutly aaamazing song im in shock that people dont lik it and danny didnt hav an any where near horrible apperance on ai what r u peeps talkin about u guys r CRAZY

GO GOKEY

Chuck Wicks - Hold That Thought

Wow His Back Thank God

(5 Stars)

by J. Howell

This song rocks, i mean i loved his first album an can't wait to get his new one hopefully it comes out soon CAN'T WAIT, ALSO EVERYONE LISTEN TO LONESTAR'S NEW ALBUM IT ALSO ROCKS

Ke$ha - Animal

Blahhh

(1 Star)

by manda:

White girls shouldn't sing all her songs sound the dam same with that annoying voice of hers.

Montgomery Gentry - While You're Still Young

Amazingly Awesome!

(5 Stars)

by GrimmjowCreedDiskence

Montgomery Gentry never seize to Amaze me! I listen to rock music mostly but Montgomery Gentry is one of the only country groups I will listen to. This is the reason why!

Fast Ryde - Top Down (Radio Edit)

wow

(1 Star)

by drycounty12

i cant believe this is what counrty has come to...t-pian can do it but not these guys

Love it

(5 Stars)

by Honda_Dirt_Biker_1023

Some people are accusing them of not being true to country music, but they never sent that message. You cant help but laugh at the names of the songs, the idea of using popular terms like "Make it Rain" and "Ridin' Dirty", i think that is hilarious and unique to these guys. They are not for the people who love traditional, Garth Brooks or even Tim McGraw like country. But if you are willing to take a risk, and give them a try, i know you will not be dissapointed. Its got a good beat, good lyrics, and good sound in general. I love the autotune too lol, that is just great! It's what caught my attention on the radio the first time i heard it.

Eminem - Not Afraid

Weezy ain't on his level

(5 Stars)

by ATX Soldier

Alright first of all he didn't get his name from candy his name us Marshal Mathers second he kills the track the chorus is a little on edge but it's good eminem I rebuiling his empire on top or the rap game

Wanabe

(1 Star)

by P0wn4g3x

...Just a white boy trying to act black

NNNOOO!!!

(1 Star)

by ??

complet trash, how did this get number one, there r just way to may cuse words

Loss in Country Music Through the Ages

YouTube Gems: Eleven Bones

I don't usually post two YouTube Gems in a row, but when I came across this, I couldn't wait to put it up. This is Matt Skinner & Dub Miller's rock band Eleven Bones with "Don't Want to Fall in Love" from their EP Four Day March. Recommended if you like Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash, Reckless Kelly, Cross Canadian Ragweed, etc (but I like them better than any of those bands).