Thanks to our Twitter and Facebook friends for the replies!
*note - some people gave straight-forward responses, some gave ironic/facetious answers.
I'll leave it up to you to decide which is which*
You're Not a Real Country Singer if...
You're never photographed with the bill of a cap actually in its correct position
You were born in Georgia any time after 1976 - Jeremy Harris
You can't rap! -Ed Kosmicki
You can't think of any use for a field that doesn't involve parking your truck and drinking.
If your backwards trucker hat and jeans both are bedazzled. - John Deery
You don't know who Roy Acuff is -Justin Chambers
Your tour rider specifies low-carb beers and veggie trays
you feel the need to inform people any chance you get that you are a real country singer.
You think Montgomery-Gentry is classic country. -Michael Crabtree
you compare yourself to Justin Bieber @emperorcupcake2
You use the word "beer" or "redneck" like a comma.
your dance instructor has to synergize with your marketing director -Seth Wilson
I can't see your nuts pulsing through your jeans. -@Senor_Fern
If the only "back road" you've ever driven on was the one behind the Urban Outfitters
where you drank that Pabst your friend's older brother scored for you. -Barry Toffoli
You can name more Bruno Mars songs than you can Merle Haggard songs
the instruments on your track don't match up to the ones being held on stage. -@JillChristinaWV
Your wife/girlfriend/manager has your balls in her purse - Kyle Smith
....your mic stand doesn't include bling. -Mark Allan Atwood
Your worst injury was from falling off stage during a Nicki Minaj medley
you've never had to lube up your pants to put them on. -@gradywsmith
Your back pockets have more sparkle than a handmade Valentines card. -Derrick Cox
All your fans "never liked country music before" -Jordan Pancho Kirk
You blocked Farce The Music on Twitter -Mark Breunig