Oct 24, 2018

Country TwitterFAIL: October '18

*foul language*


  1. "Alan Jackson sucks!" - truer words were never spoken. Amen, @crowbar207. Amen. This tweet is not a TwitterFAIL, it's definitely a TwitterWIN. Whenever Trailer defends the very man who is responsible for the rap, R&B, EDM, and hair metal sounds that have replaced traditional country sounds within mainstream country. And many of these tweets (which do deserve to be called TwitterFAILs) erroneously stereotype country music as dumb, ignorant, and made for racist and ignorant hillbillies. Well, guess who cemented that stereotype? None other than Alan Jackson, or course. Have a look at his (s)hits "Where I Come From", "It's Alright to Be a Redneck", and "I Still Like Bologna" and you'll think you are listening to a parody of the stereotypical country song! And we've just started on how much of a disgrace to country music this soy boy really is. Like I previously said, Jackson helped usher in rap, R&B, EDM, and hair metal influences into mainstream country music, to the point where, today, we have a pop star (Bebe Rexha) on the top of the country charts. You thought Florida Georgia Line working with Bebe Rexha, Nelly, and Nickelback's former producer Joey Moi was bad? Guess who Alan Jackson's producer is? A fucking RAPPER. Namely, Polow da Don, who has zero country cred whatsoever. Polow has produced hits for fellow rappers like Chris Brown, Nelly, Gucci Mane, Travis Scott, and Nicki Minaj, including Minaj's 2014 monstrosity "Anaconda". Yeah, sounds like real traditional country to me, right? And to top it off, Jackson has gone and covered multiple non-country songs at his live concerts, the majority of them being rap songs.
    * Akon - Don't Matter
    * Wiz Khalifa - We Dem Boyz
    * Tyga - Hookah
    * Soulja Boy - Turn My Swag On
    * Future - Mask Off
    * Flo Rida - Whistle
    * T.I. - Whatever You Like
    * Big Sean - Dance (A$$)
    * Lil Wayne - Love Me
    * Drake - Passionfruit
    * Young Greatness - Moolah
    * Offset - Ric Flair Drip
    * ABBA - Super Trouper
    * Fetty Wap - Jugg'

    This so-called "country" singer is basically getting down on all fours and kissing the feet and ass of hip-hop, R&B, EDM, hair metal, and any other non-country elements he helped introduced into mainstream country. And even worse, he had the audacity to, off all things, sing about his own crime! His song "Murder on Music Row" is pretty much the country music equivalent of Gun Rack's "I Killed Darnell Simmons" from Key and Peele. It was Jackson who committed the Murder on Music Row. You're right, @crowbar207, Alan Jackson sucks! His blatantly non-country "music" (if you can even call it that) disgraces country music and puts it to shame. This soy boy has done irreversible damage to the genre. And now we have popstar Bebe Rexha holding the record for the longest #1 run on the Hot Country Songs chart, with the second and third longest runs by bro-country songs. We still have FGL, Luke Bryan, Kane Brown, and Cole Swindell crapping out bro-country song after bro-country song. We still have Keith Urban, Sam Hunt, and Kelsea Ballerini putting out blatantly pop songs on country radio. Alan Jackson has definitely carved out a legacy for himself within the history of country music, but for all the wrong reasons.

  2. https://screening.mentalhealthamerica.net/screening-tools

    1. The only people who need a mental screening are those who happen to be dumb enough to believe that Alan Jackson, the soy boy who destroyed country music and groveled down like a little bitch to hip-hop and other non-country influences, is one of the good guys within country music. Hell, Alan Jackson himself needs a fucking mental screening, given that he (and his fans, of course) is delusional enough to believe that his music is "country". It should be OBVIOUS to anyone with an IQ above 90 that Alan Jackson is the man who destroyed country music, given that it was him who lived up to stereotypes of country music (see how many of these tweets unfairly stereotype country music as bad for ignorant hillbillies and vice versa) in songs like "Where I Come From", "It's Alright to Be a Redneck", and "I Still Like Bologna". And it was Jackson who had a rapper, Polow da Don, the same guy who produced Nicki Minaj's shitty 2014 song "Anaconda", produce all of his albums since 2006's "Precious Memories", and it was Jackson who covered multiple rappers including Akon, Wiz Khalifa, Future, Lil Wayne, Drake, Soulja Boy, Young Greatness, Offset, Fetty Wap, and several others at his concerts. You'd have to be pretty fucking deranged to think that Alan Jackson the talentless soy boy is anything close to traditional country music, let alone pop country. Thanks to Jackson, we have a myriad of non-country influences largely replacing traditional country sounds on mainstream country radio, to the point where a pop star (Bebe Rexha) holds the record for the longest number one country song at 47 weeks and counting. I'm not saying he's solely responsible for the destruction of country music, given that he's just a corporate puppet who will be discarded like a fucking condom as soon as the next big trend (which he helped to create) takes over mainstream country music, but if it hadn't been for him, I have no doubt the state of country music would be much better than in OTL (our timeline). The soy is overflowing in Jackson's shitty "country" "music".



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