What Your Carved Pumpkin Says About You

(Luke Bryan)

 A teen girl and/or a single mom live here.

We vote Republican We don't vote.

The person handing out Halloween candy is probably drunk on White Zinfandel.

(Kenny Chesney)

We own at least one of those tiny dogs we carry around in a purse.
The person handing out Halloween candy is definitely drunk on White Zinfandel.

 A cool family lives here.

But you can't have a brownie.

 A Brantley Gilbert fan lives here.