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You're Not a Real Country Singer if…
Your music is played at the Electric Cowboy -Colby Cummings
Your newest single has “Akins, Gorley, Davidson” in the songwriting credits. -Chris Busto
you went to a Rascal Flatts concert and were inspired -@mattson_rainer
your cowboy boots are only ankle high. I’m looking at you Luke Bryan. -@ChrisJohnson036
you wear joggers or jeggings. I’m looking at you @SamHuntMusic -@RCCampbell52
You don’t wear a cowboy hat because it would cover up your Macklemore-style hair-cut...
-J Christopher Smith
you have your own scented candle named after you -@tabithanichol1
Your wardrobe costs more than your guitar collection. -Sam Gazdziak
you feel the need to inform people any chance you get that you are a real country singer.
-@AshleyAnnMusic
You haven’t put out a song that was later remixed with a washed up rapper. -Chris Jackson
you only recognize Waylon Jennings because he was on The Dukes of Hazzard. -John Band Deery
you’ve recorded a song with colt ford -@parker__manning
...Anal bleaching is on the to-do list. -Josh Gourley
If you cant name the original members of the Highway men -Alana Y. James
If Your songs have EDM beats -Kevin Ross
There’s no twang besides a out of place banjo in your songs -Jordan Pancho Kirk
If you’re sponsored by Axe body spray and fireball. -Luke Langford
if your biggest influence is Fred Durst -Mada Drake
you rhyme “party” with “Bacardi.” -@DarkKnight292
you spend an hour on Urban Dictionary for hip new phrases to include in your lyrics.
-@DHWritesCountry
Bobby Bones is your biggest promoter -Brandon Ferguson
if you don’t sing about momma, trains, prison or getting drunk. -@PJrenee72
If there’s no fiddle, steel or banjo backing you. -@alisonbonaguro
You don’t drink whisky because its not organic and free-trade. -J Christopher Smith
you namedrop Justin Timberlake in your songs. -@realcountryview
If your backstage rider requests include watermelon vape juice and
a crowbar to get you out of your jeans. -@GreenEyedLilo
three words: “feat. Jason Derulo” -@emperorcupcake2
Your name is Tyler Hubbard or Brian Kelley -Greg Sury
Your newest single has “Akins, Gorley, Davidson” in the songwriting credits. -Chris Busto
you went to a Rascal Flatts concert and were inspired -@mattson_rainer
your cowboy boots are only ankle high. I’m looking at you Luke Bryan. -@ChrisJohnson036
you wear joggers or jeggings. I’m looking at you @SamHuntMusic -@RCCampbell52
You don’t wear a cowboy hat because it would cover up your Macklemore-style hair-cut...
-J Christopher Smith
you have your own scented candle named after you -@tabithanichol1
Your wardrobe costs more than your guitar collection. -Sam Gazdziak
you feel the need to inform people any chance you get that you are a real country singer.
-@AshleyAnnMusic
You haven’t put out a song that was later remixed with a washed up rapper. -Chris Jackson
you only recognize Waylon Jennings because he was on The Dukes of Hazzard. -John Band Deery
you’ve recorded a song with colt ford -@parker__manning
...Anal bleaching is on the to-do list. -Josh Gourley
If you cant name the original members of the Highway men -Alana Y. James
If Your songs have EDM beats -Kevin Ross
There’s no twang besides a out of place banjo in your songs -Jordan Pancho Kirk
If you’re sponsored by Axe body spray and fireball. -Luke Langford
if your biggest influence is Fred Durst -Mada Drake
you rhyme “party” with “Bacardi.” -@DarkKnight292
you spend an hour on Urban Dictionary for hip new phrases to include in your lyrics.
-@DHWritesCountry
Bobby Bones is your biggest promoter -Brandon Ferguson
if you don’t sing about momma, trains, prison or getting drunk. -@PJrenee72
If there’s no fiddle, steel or banjo backing you. -@alisonbonaguro
You don’t drink whisky because its not organic and free-trade. -J Christopher Smith
you namedrop Justin Timberlake in your songs. -@realcountryview
If your backstage rider requests include watermelon vape juice and
a crowbar to get you out of your jeans. -@GreenEyedLilo
three words: “feat. Jason Derulo” -@emperorcupcake2
Your name is Tyler Hubbard or Brian Kelley -Greg Sury
Original Highway men?
ReplyDeleteOr if you think there are any other Highwaymen besides Waylon, Willie, Johnny and Kris.