Nov 24, 2015

What Are Country Stars Thankful For This Year?


Luke Bryan
That, even nearing 40, he and his wife still wear the same size


FGL
Pitch correction software


Bucky Covington
That he isn't famous enough for FTM to make fun of him anymore


Old Dominion
That a beard makes almost any man slightly more attractive


Kane Brown
That hype and Twitter followers are more important than substance and skill in 2015


Brantley Gilbert
Protein powder


Chris Stapleton
Being too freaking talented to be ignored


Mikel Knight
That no one gives enough of a shit about his pathetic ass to actually 
investigate the myriad of claims against him


Jason Aldean
That no one expects any better of him than wearing blackface on Halloween


Miranda Lambert
That she lost 200 annoying pounds

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