When an attractive female walks by
"You know, Thomas Rhett's album is actually
pretty good if you don't expect it to be country"
When you see that Kane Brown has a top ten hit...
meaning that he'll be sticking around for a while.
If there was a fight between any woman on earth
and Jason Aldean
"I got an extra ticket to Chase Rice; wanna go?"
When the post office loses your order
of all Sturgill's albums on vinyl
When somebody says you hit like a girl
and you say "Yeah, Loretta Lynn"
When you're at a folk festival in Colorado
and somebody asks if you're enjoying yourself