You sold my Willie records at the garage sale?
What you should say when Farce the Music mentions Walker Hayes' "90s Country"
When you've been on 3 dates then she drops the info that she's a huge Kane Brown fan
If I ever give any money whatsoever to Sam Hunt
There's a "country" dude called Filmore?
When you told the guy in the next cubicle it's okay if he listens to country radio
When your family says Turnpike Troubadours sucks
Any day that no Kelsea Ballerini songs touch your earholes