When you see Gavin Adcock on the lineup for a Red Dirt festival
Sure Cody Jinks brought together the hippies and cowboys, but who's gonna raise hell with the goths and the cowboys?
When the country concert has this as the warmup act, it's not a country concert
When some a-hole bartender
tries to tell you milk is "the good stuff"
"And up next, the latest greatest country music!"
*plays Warren Zeiders*
When somebody gives me all the latest theories and conspiracies about Zach Bryan's love life
When your buddy hits the shrooms early at the Johnny Blue Skies concert
“Hooray Jason Aldean” =
You may be high but you'll never be Waylon Jennings imagining Big Bird riding with him in a semi high
When Oscar keeps requesting "Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart"
Hey how'd this get in here?
Why do you like Chase Matthew's music?
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