What do you call people who prefer Morgan Wallen to Jason Isbell?
Why do you have multiple playlists featuring titles like “She Took a Lot of Pills (and Died)” and “I Wonder Do You Think of Me?”
When you gain too much weight to fit in your Hank Williams costume so you just stay home
When the Halloween playlist ends at the office party so they just put on some pop country
When you check out the latest Chase Matthew song to see if he’s improved
You must be daddy's little pumpkin
I can tell by the way you roll
An illustration of what BJ Barham does with his music
Standing in the beer line at a rockabilly show be like
Rare video of Brandon Coleman's previous career
When you're settling in for sleep and you hear your horny neighbors turn on some Conway Twitty
How to scare the shit out of a Jason Aldean fan this Halloween
No comments:
Post a Comment