10. “Call us regarding your pending preapproval for a personal or line of credit. You are prequalified for loan $65,000 based on your credit profile…”
9. Honey we need to talk
8. Jason Isbell’s “White Man’s World” playing loudly at an event where you’re the only white male
7. Doctor: “We’re going to have to remove the left one”
6. Jason Aldean’s “Strip It Down” starts playing while you’re getting a massage from a woman with a phlegmy cough
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| *this is AI slop |
5. Every chapter of R Kelly’s “Trapped In the Closet” remixed by P Diddy ft. Drake
4. “We have been trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your Chevrolet Tahoe”
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| *this is also AI slop |
3. RFK Jr. covering Dolly’s “I Will Always Love You”
2. Jelly Roll and Bunny walk over from across the bar “We saw you standing over here and we're digging your vibe…”
1. Luke Bryan narrating a children’s book about the birds & the bees
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