*foul language warning*
Every old country blues song's opening line:
I'm so lonesome I could cry
[insert joke about Rascal Flatts that gets me cancelled]
Walker Hayes' next song mentions Olive Garden
If you don't like Ian Noe, I don't trust your taste in anything
Ask a Dustin Lynch fan why they like one of his songs and...
"You wanna go to the String Cheese Incident show with me?"
When that guy just said every Kane Brown song is a banger
When I show up to court in a "Who the F*** is Sturgill Simpson?" tee shirt
