Nov 1, 2009

.99 Review: Randy Houser

.99 Review
Randy Houser
"Whistlin' Dixie"

The People's Take

New Hank Jr. (5 Stars) – We have a new Hank Jr. Thanks Randy for bringing country back to our music.
-by Bchurc01

New Country (2 Stars) – Sorry Kids but these New Guys are all the same, Can't sing without Pitch Correction Machines and everybody wants to be a Hank Jr. Whats going on with Country Music, no wonder the Rockin Rollers Laugh at these People, I feel for them. They've gone from Kareokie to Record Deal.
– by MusicMan Nut

My Take

Since this is another "I'm a real country boy" listing song and I plan to rip into it momentarily, I probably shouldn't defend Randy, but MusicMan Nut (People's Take review #2) is throwing a wide net (and what's up with his capitalizations?). Sure commercial country as a whole includes way too many glorified karaoke singers, but Mr. Houser is not one of them. His rich, genuinely country, character-filled voice is one of the reasons I still have hope for the genre. Defense over.

My biggest peeve about this song is that this title/hook was wasted on yet another grocery list. I won't claim to be a consistently Nashville-calibre songwriter (I have a couple of indie cuts and a few published songs) but I wrote a lyric a few years ago called "Whistlin' Dixie" that was about a woman in a poisonous relationship who kept threatening to leave her boyfriend and move to the south, then she finally did it... thus "she ain't just whistlin' Dixie." Again, I'm no Craig Wiseman, but mine is a far better theme for this title, in my humble opinion... but the title's commercial viability is now shot for a while.

Sour grapes (FTM's favorite food source ;)) aside, this is fairly engagingly written for what it is and does present a few elements of southern living that may not have been touched on in the 1,245 previous songs about country pride. It's also well performed. I'm fairly certain that the vocals will never be an issue with Ronnie, errr, Randy.

So why waste that instrument on this song? Surely there's some narrative that could have tied all these good ol' boy touchstones together. I know I shouldn't harp on the genre as a whole when critiquing a single, but at some point, these listing songs became a parody of themselves and even your average country radio listener is going to catch onto that soon enough. This well's almost dry, boys. Find another source, or at least find a more creative way to use this one.

All in all, "Whistlin' Dixie" is far from hate-worthy, but it's a terrible misuse of a fine set of pipes.

Bonus points for not rhyming hippy with Mississippi. And shockingly, this only gets two marks on the checklist.

Total value: .55/.99

The Checklist

Church/God
Mama
Boots
Name Dropping
Dying Person
County Fair
Lost Love
Love
Check mark symbolHometown/Country Pride
Kindly Advice
Truck
Whiskey
Beer
Check mark symbolLife Affirmation
USA
Soldiers
Pop Sheen


Oct 31, 2009

YouTube Gems: Hank III

Happy Halloween! Satan makes a guest appearance in this video, so I guess it fits the day.

Oct 29, 2009

New LoCash Cowboys Merchandise

The guys have barely gotten started on their journey towards eventual takeover of country music and already, LoCash Cowboys have some cool new products on the shelves. Pictured items are not accurate in compared relative size, thankfully.

Oct 28, 2009

Top 10 Country Song Remixes That Will Never Happen

In light of Colt Ford's "Fat Shan Remix" of Joe Nichols' "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off," FTM takes a look at country song remixes/reworkings that will never see the light of day.

Top 10 Country Song Remixes That Will Never Happen

10. George Jones - "High Tech Redneck 2010" (ft. T-Pain)

09. Taylor Swift - "You Belong With Me" (Autotune Duet with Kanye West)

08. Hank Williams - "I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive" (EarlyGrave Remix w/Tupac)

07. Willie Nelson & Lil Wayne - "To All the Ho's I've Loved Before"

06. Drew Kennedy - "Good Things" (Phillies Suck Remix w/Colt Ford)

05. Dixie Chicks - "Cowboy Troy, Take Me Away" (w/Cowboy Troy)

04. Johnny Cash - "I Walk the Line" (featuring Snoop Dogg)
Say What? It did happen? Oh. :(

03. Eminem w/Carrie Underwood - "Stan, Don't Take the Wheel"

02. Rascal Flatts - "Bob That Head/Hey We Want Some -----" (w/2 Live Crew)

01. Waylon Jennings - "Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way" ("F It All" Swizz Beatz Remix)

Top 10 Things Garth Brooks Has Been Doing During His Retirement




10. Going to Walmart in his Chris Gaines outfit to see if anyone recognizes him

09. Redecorating the house in Mo Betta

08. Listening to Todd Snider

07. Hitting the P90X® to lose some girth

06. Plotting the final step in his utter destruction of country music

05. Randomizing order of songs for next 12 hit compilations

04. Swinging around the family room on wires

03. Getting kickass good at Sudoku

02. Rearranging piles of money

01. Trisha Yearwood

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