Lazy Town
(Parody of Jason Aldean's "Crazy Town")
Roll into town, Raise quite a fuss
That you on Idol? Yes it was
Hold a guitar, show your white teeth
Welcome to Nashville, Tennessee
And I have found
Its a lazy town creatively
Everybody doin' the same damn thing
Yeah Hollywood without any Cash
To be a star you gotta smooch some ass
Sing at the Opry that keeps Hank out
Make all the soccer moms scream and shout
Payola, just pay it
They're all just tryin' to fake it in that lazy town
Former rock stars can eat for free
Put on a hat, you can be country
Write a song with three other guys
Make connections and sign some dotted lines
You won't find old or new sounds
Cause Nashvegas has got that formula down
Its a lazy town creatively
Everybody doin' the same damn thing
Yeah Hollywood without any Cash
To be a star you gotta smooch some ass
Sing at the Opry that keeps Hank out
Make all the soccer moms scream and shout
Payola, just pay it
They're all just tryin' to fake it in that lazy town
Sing about tractors and pickup trucks
and the next year make a couple million bucks
Its a lazy town creatively
Everybody chasin' that almighty green
Shallow pool without any waves
And ol' Hank's rolling over in his grave
Bend those strings like Van Halen did
And call it country, but who do they kid?
It's B.S., I hate it
Sure they're dyin' to make it
But make no mistakin'
Most are just tryin' to fake it in that lazy town
It's a lazy town
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