Farce the Music

Jul 9, 2012

Carrie Underwood Meme

OMG Reviews: Jason Eady - AM Country Heaven

by Brittany Fant, 14-year-old music fan and aspiring reviewer

Here's a link to the album, but DON'T BUY IT IT SUCKS!

What is going on here? This guy is talking bad about country music!!! I'm a new fan of country music and I won't put up with this. Who is he? I don't see his name anywhere on the top 40 songs chart. I do see Hunter Hayes' name!!!! Enough said, Jason. Really, what have you done to be able to put down country music like this? All your songs are sad and your voice is sooooooooooooooooooo depressing. That's not real country music! Real country music is only sad like on one song per album. The rest of it is about partying and love!! And driving around in a truck. You don't have a song on this album about driving around in a truck, so you must be from the city! That's okay, I'm from the suburbs myself, but I have trees in my yard and my dad has a F-150 so I'm real country! Brantley Gilbert is kind of scary but he sings about real country stuff like girls in cut off jeans and Hank, so he's real country. Jason Eady said he just turned 35 on one song. LOL! OLD! No wonder he's talking bad about the AWESOME music on the radio. He's probably playing shuffleboard at the nursing home and complaining about the pistachio pudding being warm. LOL LOL. He's so out of touch, he thinks LMFAO is a toy store. His voice sounds too real - hasn't he heard of autotune???? This album is so depressing I could only listen to like 30 seconds of each song. Except that first one where he disses REAL COUNTRY MUSIC. He is a bitter loser who can't get played on the radio with people who deserve it like Luke Bryan and Jason Aldean. He should listen to some Hunter Hayes and lighten up or learn to play a guitar that's actually plugged in, LOL. OLD! You go girl!

Even though he's decrepit and scruffy, he's kinda cute so I'll give him 1/2 heart hands.