New Luke Bryan Album Cover Revealed

If The Peach Pickers Had Written ________

FTM ponders what classic songs would have looked like if Nashville by

way of Georgia super-successful hit-makers The Peach Pickers had written them...

Smells Like Teen Spirit

"A Marlboro

Silverado

A mosquito

On a dirt road

Hell Yeah"

Stand By Your Man

"Stand by your man 

Bring him something to drink too

And wear that skirt he likes too

And don't call in the morning"

Imagine

"Imagine there's no country

Somethin' I don't wanna do

No cut-off jeans or pastures

And no pick-up trucks too

Keep your hands off my woman and you'll live in peace"

The Twist

"Come on, country girl, let's do the twist

For the deer eatin' in the mist

Take off your little top and go like this"

Thriller

"It's up past midnight

Let's find somewhere for this ol' Ford to park

Under the moonlight

Your tan-lined beauty almost stops my heart

Sip you some Beam

And turn up some Hank on the country station

Don't be afraid

There ain't no scary city folks for miles

Get countrified"

You've Never Been This Far Before

"And I can feel the bass a thumpin'

As you're takin' off the cut-offs that you wore

And as I spit out my Copenhagen

I can tell you've never been this far before"

I Transcribed the Lyrics to Luke Bryan's Next Single For You

Yes, this is real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c8h9MY4qgM

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UPDATE:
Here's the official video.

Chris Stapleton - What Are You Listening To

Here's former Steeldrivers' lead singer/accomplished songwriter Chris Stapleton's first solo single. If this song puts a dent in the charts, there may be (a tiny sliver of) hope for Nashville yet.

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