Jan 10, 2015

Saturday Night Music: Black Sabbath


From the Archives: Luke Bryan's Resolutions

Originally Posted Dec 31, 2012

Luke Bryan's Top 10 Resolutions for 2013



Thanks to some Twitter and Facebook pals for their contributions!

10. Create a Luke Bryan Signature Line of skinny jorts

9. Try and one-up Randy Travis by having a dead hooker
in the bed of his truck when cops find him passed out - @thegools

8. Perform one song without doing pelvic thrusts - @harriett0312

7. The Holy Grail of pop-country doucheocity: write or cut
a song even dumber than "Country Girl (Shake it For Me)."

6. Re-round his nuts - @ohbuffalo

5. Fit into his (sister's) jeans from 5th grade again - @shelbyjo

4. Rhyme a word with 4x4 Chevrolet Suburban - @BUBBAERVIN

3. Buy stock in Crest White Strips - @Mbarber17

2. Create a Luke Bryan "bobble-legs" (as opposed to a Bobble-head)

1. Get a baseball cap with no bill so he won't waste so much time 
figuring out which way is backwards - Shari Geller from Facebook

Jan 9, 2015

It's Mind-Blowing!

Just to verify with everyone that I have, in fact, seen this video... here it is. I was sent the video by someone on Wednesday, then Triggerman did a SCM post about it with some fancy words, so I didn't see the point of posting it, but again, here it is...

It certainly is mind-blowing, funny and not entirely surprising.



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