*top panel information from Country Aircheck
Aug 29, 2017
FGL is Ever Serious?
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Johnny Cash,
memes,
Satire,
Smooth
More "Distracted Boyfriend" Memes: Possum, Conway, Kane Brown
Labels:
Conway Twitty,
George Jones,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
If Luke Bryan Had Written Taylor Swift's "Look What You Made Me Do."
"Look What Y'all Made Me Do"
(2017 FTM Parodies)
I don't like your mean ol' games
Don't like your memes and names
I'm real and y'all just play
Ain't called for, naw, I don't like y'all
I don't like your silly lines
The joke you tell each time
About these jeans of mine
Isn't cool, no, I don't like y'all (naw!)
But I got older, I got bolder, look how hard I try
Bro, I rose up from the truck bed, to shake my behind
I've got a list of names in crayon and underlined
I check it once, then I check it twice, yep!
Aw, look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Look what y'all just made me
Hell naw, look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
I don't like what you call country
Cause I was once the king
I think Sturgill Simpson stinks
And who the hell is Cody Jinks? (what?)
People say I'm too old for these songs for college hotties
But I hold on, I hold on, All I think about is parties
And all my songs get spins, so one thing's for sure
My chandeliers shine even if my music bores
Yeah I got older, I got bolder, look how hard I try
Bro, I rose up from the truck bed, to shake my behind
I've got a list of names in crayon and underlined
I check it once, then I check it twice, yep!
Aw, look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Look what y'all just made me
Hell naw, look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me
Y'all just jealous haters and I'm living your dreams
I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me
Y'all just jealous haters and I'm living your dreams
I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me
Y'all just jealous haters and I'm living your dreams
I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me
Y'all just jealous haters and I'm living your dreams
(Look what y'all made me do)
(Look what y'all made me do)
(Look what y'all just made me do)
(Look what y'all made me do)
"I'm sorry, the old Luther can't come to the phone right now."
"Why?"
"Oh, 'cause he's mad!"
Ooh, look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Look what y'all just made me
Hell naw, look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Ooh, look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Look what y'all just made me
Hell naw, look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Labels:
Luke Bryan,
lyric parody,
parody,
Satire,
Taylor Swift
Aug 28, 2017
New Video: The Texas Gentlemen "Bondurant Women"
For Houston
Southeast Texas and in particular, the Houston area, needs our help folks. Send your thoughts and prayers, but make sure you send tangible help as well.
(List "borrowed" from SB Nation)
(List "borrowed" from SB Nation)
CHARITIES AND HOW TO DONATE
All of the following charities are supporting Hurricane Harvey relief in Houston and are rated three stars or higher (out of four) on CharityNavigator.org.
GLOBAL GIVING: An international organization that supports local charities and organizations. You can donate here.
SAVE THE CHILDREN: An international organization focused on children, making sure they have a healthy start to life. You can donate here.
DIRECT RELIEF: An international organization that provides emergency relief and helps equip local health providers. You can donate here.
AMERICARES: An international organization that has deployed an emergency response team to Houston and focuses on health. You can donate here.
RED CROSS: An international network of emergency relief. You can donate here.
INTERNATIONAL RELIEF TEAMS: An international organization providing more than a thousand personal hygiene kits to flood refugees in Houston, among other emergency services. You can donate here.
PORTLIGHT: A U.S.-based organization that will help displaced residents who have disabilities or otherwise need special care. You can donate online here if you scroll down their main page.
HEART-TO-HEART INTERNATIONAL: An international organization which will help provide medical supplies. You can donate here.
SOUTHERN BAPTIST DISASTER RELIEF: An international volunteer organization which is providing emergency relief. You can donate here.
LOCAL CHARITIES AND ORGANIZATIONS
You may feel it’s more effective to donate directly to local charities. Here is a list you could consider, and links to donate.
AIRBNB: If you can offer up room locally for displaced residents and evacuees, or if you need a place to stay, AirBNB will help facilitate that. Here’s more information.
SOUTH TEXAS BLOOD & TISSUE DONATION: You can donate here. Local residents can also donate blood in person.
TEXAS DIAPER BANK: You can donate here.
HOUSTON SPCA: You can donate here. (SPCA is an animal shelter and is also taking in stray or displaced pets.)
CENTRAL TEXAS FOOD BANK: You can donate here.
SAN ANTONIO FOOD BANK: You can donate here. Many displaced Houston residents will be relocated to San Antonio.
COALITION FOR THE HOMELESS: An umbrella organization coordinating shelters and organizations across Houston. You can donate here.
For a longer list of local food banks, visit here.
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