Top 10 Wishes on Any Real Good ol' Boy's Christmas List

(according to country music)

10. A second winch (in case the first one burns out)

9. Gift certificate to Beer and Pork Rinds Emporium

8. False teeth (to replace ones lost due to Skoal dipping)

7. A case of Skoal

6. David Allan Coe discography (on cassette tape)

5. A triple barrel shotgun (to shoot beer cans)

4. A new hunting dog

3. A new shotgun for new hunting dog

2. Tanning spray for right arm

1. A real good ol' girl

Rodney Atkins' Parody

15 Minutes

(Parody of Rodney Atkins' "15 Minutes")

I took a fall from the music charts, late oh-nine

With all my number one singles, I really don't know why

Yeah I was going strong

Thought fame would last long

But I guess that's a lie

I used to be all jet set

Now it's coach when I fly

I had "These Are My People"

And three or four more, that's right

And it was the best

15 minutes of my life

Now I’ve heard it said

Two flops in a row 'll kill you

But I thought it was still true

That simple's always in style

My fav'rite rhyme is world, yeah, with girl

Deep thinkin' ain’t advised

Got a formula

Dopey stuff and stereotypes

I've got songs about tractors

Spilled nuggets and girls, so why

Was that the best

15 minutes of my life?

Oh why

What did I ever do to radio

Think I'm going to be cleaning my gun tonight

I had "These Are My People"

And one about hell, that's right

And it was the best

15 minutes of my life

Stardom was the best

15 minutes of my life

That’s right

Hello?

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Country Day: December 09