If your feet touch the floor, you're a Luke Bryan fan
When the guy on your shoulders says Dale Watson sucks
Fighting over who's going to be the bassist
in your Americana band like...
When Cole Swindell keeps trying to bring bro-country back
Did you hear that a Kane Brown fan graduated middle school?
When a Brantley Gilbert fan tries to form a complete sentence
Telling somebody who thinks Sam Hunt is country
to take a seat
Oh you're tired of Chris Stapleton winning all the awards?