Your redneck neighbors when they hear you listening to Hank Jr. on the back porch
When Tommy left the barroom, not a Gatlin boy was standing
Morgan Wallen fans speaking to a case of White Claws
When the gas station crackhead in a Big Smo t-shirt asks if you need any fent
Me when another of my Morgan Wallen memes causes ire and consternation among the mouth breathing community
Trampled by Turtles after burning down another stage
How c-listers like Russell Dickerson and Locash still get played on country radio stations
When the ghost of Lucius Clay gets up and it walks around
What is every Kelsea Ballerini song about?
John Moreland before hitting post on another Instagram video
Name an underrated Jason Isbell song
Still better than going to a Jelly Roll concert
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