Aug 23, 2012

Top 10 Qualifications Needed to Sing at the Grand Ole Opry






 07. Ability to attach chain from jeans to wallet 

 06. Record sales 

 05. Name 


 03. Pulse 

 02. Payola 
(Just kidding, Charlie! This guy's good folks, even if he leans a little pop country.)

 01. Label pull

2 comments:

  1. Fortunately for Rascal Flatts, they've sold enough records that the Opry was willing to make an exception on number 8.

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  2. Just a quick correction to #4 on your list: Luke Bryan actually co-wrote "I Don't Want This Night to End".

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