09. Put forth some sort of sound from your vocal chords
08. No fatties
07. Ability to attach chain from jeans to wallet
06. Record sales
05. Name
03. Pulse
02. Payola
(Just kidding, Charlie! This guy's good folks, even if he leans a little pop country.)
01. Label pull
Fortunately for Rascal Flatts, they've sold enough records that the Opry was willing to make an exception on number 8.
ReplyDeleteJust a quick correction to #4 on your list: Luke Bryan actually co-wrote "I Don't Want This Night to End".
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