Sep 20, 2013

What Your Taste in Country Music Says About Your Weekend Plans

Your favorite country artist says a lot about you and your likely plans for this weekend.

Miranda Lambert 
Go dove hunting Saturday morning while your dumbass boyfriend stays home nursing
a hangover and a black eye he got from saying something stupid Friday night.

Luke Bryan 
Update your Luke Bryan Tumblr page and wish you had a guy
with a truck to take you to a field and drink beer on the tailgate.

Dwight Yoakam 
Go out for a Harley ride with your other retired friends.

Jason Aldean 
Get stuck in a gravel road rut in your Accord with your girlfriends
driving out in the country trying to find a pasture party.

Brantley Gilbert  
Take practice GED. Steal propane.

Casey Donahew Band 
Hang with bros. Drink beer. Pump fist. Repeat.

Ashley Monroe
Puff a doobie while studying for the bar exam.

Florida-Georgia Line
Fight with your girlfriend in public. Miss a MMA training session Saturday because of an
apple pie moonshine hangover. Get a speeding ticket in your Ford Raptor Sunday afternoon.

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