Your favorite country artist says a lot about you and your likely plans for this weekend.
Go dove hunting Saturday morning while your dumbass boyfriend stays home nursing
a hangover and a black eye he got from saying something stupid Friday night.
Update your Luke Bryan Tumblr page and wish you had a guy
with a truck to take you to a field and drink beer on the tailgate.
Go out for a Harley ride with your other retired friends.
Get stuck in a gravel road rut in your Accord with your girlfriends
driving out in the country trying to find a pasture party.
Take practice GED. Steal propane.
Casey Donahew Band
Hang with bros. Drink beer. Pump fist. Repeat.
Puff a doobie while studying for the bar exam.
Fight with your girlfriend in public. Miss a MMA training session Saturday because of an
apple pie moonshine hangover. Get a speeding ticket in your Ford Raptor Sunday afternoon.
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