Here are some bizarre country (and 1 rock) music-related products,
memorabilia and whatnot you can buy or gawk at this holiday season.
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| Really disgusting Luke Bryan panties |
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| Mama failed. ("Mama Tried" thong) |
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| Autographed baseball from renowned stars of the diamond, Rascal Flatts |
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| Autographed Big & Rich panties. |
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| Florida-Georgia Line prayer candles. You're going to hell if you buy these. |
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| A vintage Aaron Tippin muscle shirt which is actually pretty awesome |
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| A hideous personalized Brantley Gilbert shirt |
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| Classy! |
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| Lady A earrings for the girl or progressive fellow with three ears |
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| A Megadeth bib for the headbanging rugrat in your life |
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| This Scotty McCreery fried chicken ad |
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| And... this "A Country Boy Can Survive" inspired taxidermy sculpture |
That last Etsy Page is a little frightening. But now I know where to get a vial of rodent bones if I ever need them.
ReplyDeleteIs that McCreery chicken ad for real? Shit, it's worse than the Shelton pizza ad!!
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