1. You don't understand any of the jokes your friends tell that don't involve dicks.
2. You tag along at parties where people discuss politics and pop culture,
but you'd rather be drunk in a trailer park somewhere.
3. You dress and behave inappropriately at baby showers and weddings.
4. Things never end well when your friends let you pick the music in the car.
5. You always ruin the group photos.
6. Nobody ever goes with you to concerts, so you drink a lot at shows.
7. While everybody else is drinking wine and craft beer…
8. Your friends are always making fun of your tattoo.
9. But at least you get to enjoy your music in your own ride.