May 30, 2017

Tuesday Morning Memes XL Edition: Sam, FGL, Alan, Tiger, etc.

Borrowed from Bryan Childs... don't know the source

1 comment:

  1. By the same logic of that first meme, Alan Jackson, like his braindead fans, sure as hell doesn't live "in the real world" himself. How can that soy boy, or his fans, consider him a "traditional country" artist. Was it not Jackson who was disgracing country music by making it and its fans look ignorant (i.e., "Where I Come From", "It's Alright to Be a Redneck", "I Still Like Bologna", and that stupid 9/11-exploiting song which he didn't donate any money made off of it to families of 9/11 victims and where he couldn't tell the difference between Iraq and Iran)? Oh, yes, who was it that put country music in a submissive role to hip-hop, R&B, EDM, 80's hair metal, and even Brazilian funk, to the point where he had a rapper, Polow da Don, the same guy famous for producing songs for fellow rappers such as Nicki Minaj (her 2014 monstrosity "Anaconda"), Chris Brown, Nelly, Gucci Mane, and Travis Scott, produce his music. And who was the "country singer" that covered multiple rap songs (notably Akon's "Don't Matter", Wiz Khalifa's "We Dem Boyz", Future's "Mask Off", Flo Rida's "Whistle", and Offset's "Ric Flair Drip") at his concerts along with an ABBA song? Right, it was your so-called "traditional country savior" Alan Jackson. As I said, him and his fans probably love the furthest you can get from "the real world", when it was Jackson who has done the most (irreversible) damage to country music. Thanks to this talentless soy boy, we have traditional country sounds relegated to the margins within mainstream country, being replaced by every form of non-country music influence possible. Let me guess, the next big trend on mainstream country radio is gonna be medieval Byzantine monk chants. But back to my point, these "traditional country" (my ass) fans asskissing over Alan Jackson is the biggest form of Stockholm Syndrome that I've ever seen- the very people who criticize modern mainstream country are fawning over the very man who caused it to go to shit in the first place. It's ironic, in a sad and pathetic way.



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