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Oh, you think Alan Jackson ruined country music?
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" Oh, you think Alan Jackson ruined country music?"
ReplyDeleteSo what, he did. I'll have to remind you that it was Jackson who is part of the reason why so many people hate country music nowadays, by living up to stereotypes (i,e, "It's Alright to be a Redneck", "Country Boy", and "Where I Come From", among many, many others) and making the genre as well as us country fans look ignorant (especially in the 9/11-pandering song, where he couldn't tell the difference between Iraq and Iran). In addition to this, you can also say that Alan Jackson invented bro-country with "Chattahoochee", which has many of the buzzwords present in bro-country today such as moonlight, beer, trucks, and girls. Also, not to mention that Alan Jackson covered Wiz Khalifa's "We Dem Boyz" and Akon's "Don't Matter" at several concerts. So yes, there is alot of proof to suggest that Alan Jackson helped kill country music. His song "Murder on Music Row" is the country version of Key and Peele's video "Rap Album Confessions". I said it once and I'll say it again - Alan Jackson is the Nickelback of country music.
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DeleteReally, that's your only reply? This is almost like a bad case of Stockholm Syndrome, that you traditional country fans are praising the very same man who had a major role in destroying country music and leading to why so many people hate country music nowadays. I'll have you know it was Jackson who lived up to negative stereotypes of country music involving rednecks, mud, beer, trucks, and NASCAR like in his songs "It's Alright to Be a Redneck" and "Country Boy". It was Jackson who made country music look stupid and ignorant, in his 9/11-exploiting song where he couldn't tell the difference between Iraq and Iran. It was Jackson who covered Wiz Khalifa's "We Dem Boyz" and Akon's "Don't Matter" at his concerts. And it was Jackson who had a major hand in killing country music. And he had the balls to SING ABOUT HIS OWN CRIME!!! To anyone with even a basic understanding of what country music, Alan Jackson is his "music" career has been nothing short of a complete and utter disgrace to country music, leading the genre being the laughing stock it is today. And you think I'm a "fucking idiot"? Well, Alan Jackson is a fucking disgrace to country music and its traditions, an insult to true country music. Alan Jackson is not even an artist, he's basically a corporate Nashville puppet. The corporate Nashville machine must be so proud. He's nothing but a sellout, a budget Nickelback, a corporate mouthpiece. It will be his fate to go down in music history as the next Nickelback. Calling his music country is like calling Drake heavy metal. Alan Jackson is biggest disgrace to country music in its entire history.
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