(okay, one's not country, sue me)
Huge Hardy or Morgan Wallen fan lives here. Will mad dog you if you look them in the eyes. Peaked in 10th grade (second try).
Will hand out the blandest candy in the neighborhood. May have bodies buried under the back porch.
Owns a lot of cats. Won’t actually sacrifice you to Satan, but that will be your first thought when you see them.
Owner lost. Grab your own candy.
Homeowner did not go to college. Loves Jason Aldean. Married cousin.
Someone who speaks to a lot of managers lives here. They’re handing out raisins to trick-or-treaters.
One cool motherf**ker lives here!